My life as a vacation.

I know- It has been forever....
Let's see, where did I leave off? Oh- Thursday night's bbq for Uvolunteer went well. I went to the dorm and had shish kabobs. Visited with Meaw and her husband Nat. He started the program and since it started with 3 countries one could choose from to volunteer in they have expanded to 11. And as it turns out they may be interested in my company making some tshirts for them..
Friday was a waste at work. We were all excited about the weekend trip and hardly anything got done. As a last minute addition Nathan invited Mario to come along. I wasn't excited about that as Mario can't seem to be assholey enough. He goes out of his way. JuanCa has confirmed that this is true. We were set to leave at 6- after work- but didn't make it out until 7 as we had to wait for Mario to get his weed delivered.
We arrived in Liberia at 11:30 and picked up a friend of Juan's. Rebecca.
We then went to a bar where we dared each other to do things like pick up chicks. They said it would be too easy for me to pick up a guy as I can play the gringa card. My mission was to get and keep this one guy's gay cowboy hat. Luckily he left before I could attempt it. In the meantime the guys were checking out these two girls dancing on each other. There were the two hot ones, the cute one and the one, because she wasn't hot and was large the Tico boys decided was lesbian. Nathan and I weren't so sure. The entertainment only increased when the larger one stared dancing with Nathan. He was so eager to not be next to her that he tripped over a chair to get away and then hoping she would think we were together he ran over to me. She came up to me saying she had been spanking him because it was his birthday. So funny.
We dropped Rebecca off and headed to the beach about an hour away. After driving down what must be the bumpiest road in the whole country we arrived at a somewhat secluded beach with a restaurant that was closed because it was 4 in the morning. I must add that the boys- being boys spent the whole trip making gay jokes about each other, making creepy groaning sounds and cracking jokes about Dalai- the pattern maker. Apparently he's a perv who terrifies everyone with his alcoholism and twisted sexuality. He's always been nice around me so what do I know?
We slept in the micro. About 4 hours later I woke up to take a walk on the beach with JuanCa. We then headed out for some breakfast. Actually only Mario ate. At the restaurant we spotted what may be the ugliest dog ever.
More to come about the weekend but I have to chip away at writing it because there is so much to share.